Cats and dogs are not our friends
They just pretend, they just pretend
It's just emotions we invent
Like photographs we put on shelves
Cats and dogs are not our friends
Scratch their ears, they'll wave their tails
And if it rains again next weekend
It's all because of them
Little doggy, come to mummy
Cats and dogs are not our friends
They just pretend, they just pretend
It's just emotions we invent
So we forget we're by ourselves
Little catty, come to daddy
Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf
Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf
Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf
Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf
I know they're friends
I know they're friends
I know they're friends
I know they're friends
You feed your dog, you feed your cat
You feed your pets, you feed the world around